Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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