just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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