dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
