come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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