Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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