i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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