This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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