I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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