dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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