she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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