This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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