apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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