end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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