What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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