READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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