If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I CAN MOONWALK!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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