I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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