oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
