how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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