? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your tits are I can't wait for
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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