how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
