Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
one two three fourrrrnication!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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