If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
false alarm, still single
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