The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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