do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i came on her dog
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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