lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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