morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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