quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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