are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't like sucking hair
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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