But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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