I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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