apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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