she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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