at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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