proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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