I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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