And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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