i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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