The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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