i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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