so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's just like the Real World with babies
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He passed out mid-signature
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm too high and old for this...
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