is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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