dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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