He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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