I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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