Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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