Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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