You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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