Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
