I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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