Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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