I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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