So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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